TIME TO PLAY THE GAME !

Mr. NS : Goood Mourning, studaynts. My name eez NS (also pronounced wrong) , phrom the BCCCI. I yav com here to yandle classes phor you phrom now on.

Student (who is a geek with a capital g): Sir,What is wrong with your English?
Mr.NS : Pipal always saed there eez sometheeng rong with it but I never phound out what. Let uz get on with tooday's class.
During a class....
Mr.NS : Phor a linear system, the awatput for a phust order approximation eez always jiro
Geek Student: Why is it so ?
Mr.NS : We yaar steel considering the dezeejun made by him. The board weel meet tumarow and phinalise the playeeing elewan (Under the impression that this is a media meet held by the BCCCI)
Geek Student : What is relevance quotient of all your answers to our queries and doubts ?
Mr.NS : I theenk it eez also tending towods jiro. We wheel mit tumarow. Bye!