When you are bored ...
Author: Shiv
1.Think of what your competitors in class are doing ( for instance, your line of thought could be the following : Tarun is probably done poring over a dozen electronics books by now,
**** Tarun !)
2. Think of what your dad might want you to do if he finds you idle with nothing to do:
Irritating possibilities :
Father (in an utilitarian state of mind) : Go wash the car and make it squeaky clean
Father ( wanting you to become intellectual ) : Grab a copy of the TIME and flip through it
Father ( behaving like an environmentalist would) : Go have your weekly bath
3. Try to pillow-ify boredom and pummel it all you want ( maybe even until there's more cotton outside the pillow than there's left inside )
P.S regarding strategy 3 : Please do not personify boredom and carry out the instruction lest someone needs to be rushed to the doctor's place
4 . Eat.Period.
5. Imagine yourself to be the subject in a mug shot ( definitely not pretty) leading to a long imprisonment and think of things you can do if you were not wearing prison colours

